Georgia Freeman
Funny Pickup Lines To Use

How to pickup all genders:

Abimegender Absorgender Adamasgender Adeptogender Aerogender Aesthetgender Aethergender Affectugender Agenderfluid Agenderflux Alexigender Aliusgender Ambigender Amaregender Ambonec Amicagender Amogender Amorgender Antegender Apollogender Aporagender Aptugender Aquarigender Archaigender Arifluid Arigender etc.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

Michael Jordan laughing

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

hug me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Michael Jordan laughing

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Michael Jordan laughing

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.



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